"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."

- Thomas A. Edison

"The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails."

- William Arthur Ward (educator d.1994)
Seriously? At $99/year - a teeny 27ยข a day - even your couch cushions can afford it.